Review of HBO’s 2016 Hard Knocks

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Published on : September 7, 2016

 

 

The Los Angeles Rams are the subject of this season of HBO’s Hard Knocks. A superiorly produced documentary series partnered with NFL Films that shows an exclusive behind the scenes look at training camp. All the highs and lows. It’s excellent and helps get me get pumped for the new NFL year. The Rams were a solid choice to focus on because this is their first season back to L.A. after relocating from St Louis. A team coming back to it’s old town is just a great story. Just like Alex said.

 

After watching all five episodes, there are some clear trends that shine through. Let’s get the most obvious thing out of the way now. There’s tons of swearing. Like fucking tons. This is why Hard Knocks is on HBO, they are the only ones that can air what these guys actually say. And it’s a lot of not-safe-for-work shit but that’s how pro football is. It can be a little shocking, even for me, who curses like a mother fucking sailor. So be warned. Earmuffs.

 

 

After the crazy swearing, the next standout is that Jeff Fisher and his staff are total dicks. But especially Jeff. Every time he talks I just hate him more. He speaks down to everyone and acts like such hot shit. I hate his hair cut but begrudgingly respect his mustache. For a coach with a career record of 170-156-1 who hasn’t been to the playoffs since 2008, he sure walks around training camp with some Hall of Fame swagger. Fake it till you make it, I guess. To be fair, he seems to be genuine when he cuts players from the team but everything else still applies.

 

In episode three, Mike Singletary makes a visit. He is awesome. Super intense but completely purposeful. You can tell why he was a great player. His tenacity is clear as day. That’s how you are supposed to coach.

 

Rookie QB and first overall pick in the 2016 draft, Jared Goff, looks to have a solid arm but the Cal product is kind of a dummy. In one episode, it is revealed that Goff doesn’t know what direction the sun rises and sets. That’s insane. It’s not like the sun is some regional thing. Goff is currently second in the depth chart behind Case Keenum. Maybe the rook will take over at some point but it will be because of his play making, not his brains.

 

Speaking of smarts. Defensive End, Will Hayes, doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed. Even when confronted with fossils and dinosaur bones. It all goes down in episode four when Hayes visits super fun looking museum called Dino Quest.

 

 

Todd Gurley likes to talk. The running back phenom is entering his sophomore season and is looking to build off his breakout performance last year. I knew the dude can ball but man, does he like to talk trash. It’s awesome. His mouth has a motor just like his legs. Gurley doesn’t even need to be on the field. He is easily the most exciting character the franchise has. As both a player and a personality.

 

Other great highlights include the big brawl in practice that HBO captures in beautiful slow-mo. Some of guys drive a golf cart to the In-N-Out drive thru. The spelling bee. And the heart break of the last round of cuts in episode five.

 

Hard Knocks kicked butt like it always does. It did its job. It got me all amped for the start of real NFL games. As a team, Los Angeles, possess some nice pieces. Beyond Gurley, they have offensive weapons in Tavon Austin and Kenny Britt, plus the defense is loaded with studs like Aaron Donald, Robert Quinn and Alec Ogletree. The NFC West is a pretty tough division so I don’t expect the Rams to surpass either Seattle or Arizona but who knows. HBO makes me think anything is possible.

 

Sorry St. Louis.

 

 


Why you DON’T want to go Undefeated in the NFL Preseason

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Published on : September 1, 2016

 

Beware! The last of the NFL preseason games are set to kickoff and there is a little known danger all franchises should avoid. You do not want to go undefeated in the preseason. One may think that rolling into the start of the regular schedule on a winning streak would be good a thing, but you would be wrong.

 

Those first four practice games are to evaluate talent, determine the last few roster spots and give rookies a chance to learn the system. Vets do gain something from those early reps but those games are more for the greener players to help them get up to speed. The contests are not about getting the win. It’s nice if it happens, but the coaching staffs use preseason as a tool to develop the best squad they can. If those games’ outcomes meant something then starters would play longer and that would ruin the purpose.

 

 Rams rookie, Jared Goff

 

A loss is a good learning experience. It can show you where the holes are. What needs to be fixed. It can bond and galvanize a unit together. It’s an important step in the journey of any successful team. You lose and you learn that it sucks and you never want to feel like that way again. Every champion requires this moment. It’s best to take care of this when the games don’t count.

 

And let’s not forget the 2008 Detroit Lions. They cruised to a 4-0 record in the preseason then went 0-16 in the regular year. So yeah. Not saying that you will automatically lose all your games if you go undefeated in the pre but it doesn’t bode well for your future. Learn from the Lions. Please, no one wants to see 0-16. It’s ugly for everyone involved.

 

 

All 32 NFL teams need to get their acts together quick. Real football is almost here and there is little time left to improve. The faster each squad can pull together, the better their chances are in the long run. An early loss is often that perfect item to focus on to help players get better. Also, you don’t want to risk getting your stars hurt playing against less experienced players. Coaches, be smart about how you manage this last outing.

 

So watch out 3-0 preseason teams. I’m looking at you Eagles, Patriots, Vikings, Texans, Ravens and Packers. Don’t blow it by winning that last game. It’s totally not worth it. Trust me, I’m a Lions fan.

 

Perfect.

 

 


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