Angelino in the Outfield (Episode XIX: The Damn Yankees)

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Published on : July 22, 2016

 

 

Heard any good rumors lately? I don’t know about you, but this trade deadline can’t come soon enough for me. And it still won’t be here by the time I post next week. So I’m gonna have to be patient, even though it’s only so much fun to keep hearing, “The Indians need a catcher… something, something, Jonathan Lucroy.” The only fun part about the wait is that the Yankees have gone from an also-ran in the American League East to The Most Interesting Team in the World. Joe Girardi said their game on Sunday with the Red Sox was must-win. And not only did they win that game, they also took three in a row from the Orioles. So the “Will They?/Won’t They?” scenario for Andrew Miller, Aroldis Chapman and whoever else they’d be unloading became even cloudier.

 

Sure, there’s a logjam of three teams (the Red Sox, Orioles and Blue Jays) ahead of them in their own division. But on Wednesday, the Yankees were two games over .500 for the first time since they were 4-2 on April 12th. And they’re still only 6.5 back in the division, and 5.5 in the Wild Card. If I’m being completely honest, as a Cubs fan, part of me hopes they do absolutely nothing. Just sit there and go down with the ship. I’d love it if the Cubs found a reasonable way to get either of those guys, but I also know how un-fun it’s going to be when I wake up some morning next week and see that Chapman was sent to the Nationals and Miller went to the Giants. So yeah, I kinda want Brian Cashman to be an idiot here. Pride of the Yankees, baby!

 

 Miller

 

If I’m being completely objective, the Yankees totally need to sell. They’re only projected at 11% to make the postseason anyway, according to FanGraphs. And their upcoming schedule isn’t making it any easier on them. Plus, the amount of quality prospects that so many other teams would be willing to give up for Miller and/or Chapman and his 105.1-mph fastball should have them salivating. But this is the Yankees we’re talking about. They’re having a hard enough time admitting that a roid-free, 40-year-old A-Rod probably shouldn’t be their DH of the future.

 

To paraphrase Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction, “The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit. Cause a year from now, when you kicking it in the Caribbean, you’re gonna say to yourself, ‘Mike Bridenstine was right.'”

 

Okay, lets go around the league…

 

The AL East

 

The verdict still isn’t in on the Drew Pomeranz trade. Some people think his acquisition means the Red Sox are World Series-bound. Other people think they gave up too much in Anderson Espinoza just to get a back of the rotation guy who will probably suck in the division. If his first start in Boston is any indication, it’s actually a little bit of both. Pomeranz got chased in the 4th on Wednesday against the Giants, after allowing five runs. But then Hanley Ramirez hit three home runs and the Red Sox won the eighth game in their last nine chances. But hey, the Blue Jays are surging, the Orioles will get over their stomach bugs at some point and the Red Sox are just one more bad start from David Price away from thinking the sky is falling once again.

 

The AL Central

The Twins fired their GM this week and yeah, they’re probably going to be the first team in the American League to be mathematically eliminated. It’s only July, but that elimination number is 48 in the division and 51 in the Wild Card. Meanwhile, the Indians are running away with the Central. We know they’re gonna be buyers (they actually need relief pitching, a catcher and a bat), but I’m just as interested to see what the Tigers (4.5 out in the Wild Card) and White Sox (7 back) decide to do. Also, I’m probably going to have to say the same thing next week because this stretch of games between the All-Star break and the trade deadline is really just a bullshit holding pattern. Oh, but I guess Ned Yost has met five Presidents. So that’s cool. No word on if he’s met Trump yet.

 

The AL West

The Rangers are banged up, they have a 4-14 record since June 28th and they actually have lower playoff projections than the Astros do now. And the Astros just picked up Yulieski Gurriel from Cuba, even though they also have Alex Bregman and might not have anywhere to put him. And the Angels haven’t lost since the break, which is a terrible time to finally get hot. But at least Rich Hill and his blisters probably saved a lot of teams from dumping hotshot prospects to the A’s just to get a 36-year-old journeyman with a 4.23 career ERA.

 

The NL East

 

Well, Stephen Strasburg finally lost. Not that pitcher wins and losses matter to me. But at this point, it’s almost settled business that the Nationals are going to win the division. And the projection gods aren’t in love with the Marlins or Mets the rest of the way. Even though Giancarlo Stanton has to get better at some point (right?). And even though Jacob deGrom is quietly becoming a Cy Young candidate in New York once again. But mostly everyone wants to speculate on where Jeremy Hellickson of the Phillies is going to wind up. Like I keep saying, August 1st can’t come fast enough.

 

The NL Central

The Cubs finally have their swagger back. As well as the best record in baseball (thanks Giants!). And everybody seems to love this Mike Montgomery trade. And with Clayton Kershaw out for the foreseeable future, it frees up Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo to win co-MVPs and Jake Arrieta to get hot and win his second Cy Young. Now we just have to wait for Dexter Fowler to come back, Jason Hammel to eat more potato chips, Kyle Hendricks to keep things up and the Cubs to land one of those Yankees closers without giving up the farm. Then we got it made! See, I can play best-case-scenario make believe too. I just don’t know what to make of the Cardinals, who the projections gods do love. I just have to hope that their hacker karma gets the best of them.

 

The NL West

The Giants haven’t won since the All-Star break, which has to be frustrating. The last team to go in to the break with the best record in baseball and then lose five in a row after were the ’91 Dodgers, who didn’t end up making the playoffs that year. Uh oh. The Giants’ starters haven’t been good. They almost got no-hit by Drew Pomeranz’ replacement in San Diego. They had that balk-off the night before. And don’t forget Yangervis Solarte’s nacho cheese ball during the three-game sweep. By a team that’s aggressively selling, mind you. It has to be equally frustrating for them that the Dodgers are somehow 13-7 since Kershaw went down with his back injury. They were seven games under .500 without him, prior to actually losing him. So I guess that means the Dodgers’ offense has to keep them afloat until they decide whether or not Kershaw needs season-ending surgery. And remember: Kershaw can’t blow it for them in the playoffs if he’s not there. Watch them win the whole thing now.

 

 

Okay. That does it for this week. If you need more baseball, you can listen to me on Comedians Talking Baseball with Joe Kilgallon, available on iTunes. Until then, Ichiro needs 6 hits and the Cubs’ magic number is 62.

 

 

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