A few days ago was Selection Sunday. That means the teams and seeding are chosen for one of the most competitive tournaments in sports. The NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament AKA March Madness is once again ready to roll. Millions will fill out brackets trying to guess all the upsets and blowouts. This is the art of Bracketology. It can get pretty tricky picking all the winners, so ScoreBoredSports put together a little manual to help everyone who needs some last second advice. This is the SBS Guide to Bracketology.
Find the upsets
All four #1 seeds almost never make it to the Final Four. That means there is going to be an upset somewhere. Figure this out and you are already ahead of the curve. Each year we have have a Cinderella story, the issue is trying to identify it. Worst case scenario is you discover the new hot team only to find ESPN has done a feature on your favorite underdog. Bummer. Either way, find that underrated squad and push them into your Elite Eight. This small move may win you the whole damn thing if it comes down to you and another player who has the same projected champion.
Ride the favorites
If you know nothing about college hoops then pick an all time favorite like Duke, UNC, or Kentucky. And hope you get lucky. Fingers crossed. In most cases, the top seeded team will win. This can’t happen every time or else March would be seriously boring. But generally speaking, select the squad with the best record. This will keep you competitive with the gamblers and serious analysts. Within this advice is the concept that you must follow trends. The tourney is all about energy and momentum. Find that hot team then double down and bet the farm. Also, most fantasy groups allow more than one bracket per person, so by all means, follow your gut. Or a hunch or the prediction of a mall-psychic. And cover all your bases.
Don’t be scared of making a risky move. These are the things that will win you the top prize. There will always be a crazy twist that no one seeing coming. Roll the dice and just maybe you can get ahead of the curve. Correctly pick the 9th seed to reach the Final Four and you will be sitting pretty in any office pool. But know this, play it safe and you will for sure lose. Someone will have the the same shitty bracket as you but they will have picked something bold which gives them a chance to pull ahead. While you wallow in the middle with the other “Participation Trophy” holders.
There isn’t much time. Fill out those brackets (hopefully more than one) but be sure to pick a few underdogs, follow the hot hand but favor this year’s best. I feel like too often folks pick winners based on history. That’s a mislead. Last year’s team isn’t here. I’ll go with the crew that’s only lost three games all season.
When in doubt, just copy Obama’s answers.